Hallmark Greeting Cards…Extinction Imminent

Today I entered my local Hallmark Greeting Cards Store in search of a variety of boxed notecards.  After selecting $60 worth of cards, I went to the register and asked the 3 ladies working behind the counter to kindly direct me toward their writing pens.  The eldest woman quickly responded, “We don’t sell pens.  Go to Staples.”  I paused, holding back my outburst of laughter and amazement.  I then simply said, “Oh, thank you.”  Bewildered as to the reality that my local Hallmark Card Store sells paper note cards yet sells no pens, I could not help reminiscing over the recent news articles and stories which touted the desperate attempts at survival by the note card industry.  Seems as though e-letters and services such as SendOutCards.com have completely replaced the handwritten note card for millions of Americans amongst select generations.   Nonetheless, my local franchisee seems to prefer promoting Staples rather than serve one of her customers or even attempt to gain my business.  So without hesitation, I wandered back to the notecard section, placed my $60 in notecards back on the shelf and quickly departed the Hallmark Store, headed directly for Staples just steps away in the same parking lot!

Upon arriving at Staples I asked the clerk to direct me toward their notecard section, which he obliged by walking me directly to the notecard section of the store.  After I had thanked him, the clerk continued, “Please let me know if you need help with finding the best pen to go with your notecards.”

Aha, I knew there was a reason I have had my Rewards Account with Staples for nearly the past decade, and why I purchase all of my office supplies and equipment with Staples. True story, at 3:47 p.m. today I departed Staples completely satisfied with my $47.63 purchase of note cards and writing pens.

One notable aside:  Office Depot opened a store two doors down from this Staples last year and it failed, leaving behind an empty retail space.

Moral of the Story:  Word of mouth advertising is the best endorsement around, especially when it comes directly from the mouths of your competitor right next door.

 

***Hallmark’s Response:

Response Via Email(Kristen) – Next Day 02:56 PM Thank you for contacting Hallmark.

 

We are sorry to learn that you have had an unsatisfactory experience at a retail store that carries Hallmark products. That store is not owned by Hallmark Cards, Inc. but is licensed to carry our products and use our trademark.  Since we do not own the store or the building, we cannot interfere in its management and operation or its business practices. We will relay your comments to our Hallmark field sales group to make them aware of your concern.  However, if you require a resolution, you will need to work with the store management of that particular store.

 

We do understand that consumers identify us closely with their local Hallmark retailers and appreciate that you took the time to let us know what happened.

 

Thanks,

 

Hallmark Consumer Care

www.Hallmark.com

 

Hilarious!!

Groupon–Great? You Must Decide for Yourself

Groupon.com is a great concept whereby users receive a daily offer within their city, known as a Groupon. Discounts are significant, and the offer is only valid if the minimum number of buyers purchase the Groupon within a 24-hour period.

Presuming your offer in Groupon is $200 of cleaning for only $100? Groupon takes $50, and you receive $50…making the $50 only 25% of your original $200 in cleaning.

Here are the issues to think about with Groupon, let’s consider that 200 people pay for the $200 cleaning at $100 price offer:

• You have to be willing to serve the entire geographic area for the city you are listing under (perhaps you can give the leads that are way too far out of your service area to a trusted other company presuming they understand the finances.)

• This is a wonderful way to get inside people’s homes who have paid money upfront for your service—potentially a great pool of prospects, all brought to you in 24 hours—good to possibly incredible.

• This is a marketing investment in the future potential of converting these leads into regular customers, etc.

• One thing to consider is, of the 200 people that pay for the offer, how many will actually book appointments for cleaning? 20%, 40%, 60%…in other words it will never be 100%, and I would bet that it is probably more like 40%-60% of these people follow through. Translation, of the 40%, for example only, of the 200 who paid but never utilize it, you will have 80 people (40% of 200) who paid you $50 but never used the offer—resulting in $4000 coming to you from 80 people who never use the coupon offer. Therefore you add this $4000 to the money you received from the other 120 people (60% used the coupon–$6000), ($4000 + $6000= $10,000). Now let’s assume you do in fact do the cleaning of the 120 people’s homes. Divide $10,000 by 120 and you get $83.33 per cleaning, actual figure based upon the total dollars you received from Groupon, and the total number of homes you actually cleaned.

• So what is the real cost to you of cleaning these 120 homes? $200 of cleaning at $35/hour is 5.7 hours of cleaning, so 120 homes times 5.7 hours is 684 hours in cleaning for 120 homes. (Based upon $35/hour billable, labor rate all in at 48%, your cost per labor hour is $16.80) If you add fixed costs (average of all fixed costs, administration, marketing, sales, etc.) of $7/hour (20% of billable), you end up with an hourly cost of $23.80. So $23.80 times 684 equals $16,279 in actual expense to clean 120 homes at 5.7 hours of cleaning each.

• The next issue is what percentage of the 120 people who bought the Groupon offer and use it, do you think you can persuade to upgrade to Top to Bottom Deluxe Cleaning, or additional services carpets, windows, etc. ? Conservatively let’s say 10% of the 120 people upgrade to Top to Bottom Deluxe Cleaning at $350 each. This results in $150 revenue above the $200 Groupon coupon for each of these 12 homes, which is $150 x 12 equals $1800.

• So conservatively, let’s say that you only convert 20% of these 120 cleaning clients into regular, bi-weekly clients at $2600/year ($100 per cleaning for 26 cleanings in one year), that’s 24 clients. 24 clients times $2600 for one year, presuming 100% retention, equals $62,400 in new business (one year) from one 24 hour period on Groupon.

• So if $200 of cleaning is sold for $100 on Groupon, and you receive only $50 of this $100, the question is, is it worth it? First, you receive $10,000 from Groupon when 200 people buy the offer. Yet with our calculations of conversion above, this will only be 120 homes to clean or less. Your total labor and fixed costs for cleaning 120 homes will cost you $16,279 minus the $10,000 cash you received from Groupon, which equals $6,279 out of pocket cash expense for your business.

• So if 12 people out of 120 upgrade to Top to Bottom $1800 in revenue, 24 out of 120 clients convert to regular bi-weekly customers $62,400 in annual revenue, plus only 12 of the 120 take you up on one additional service (carpets, windows, etc. at $400 each) $4800 in revenue, you will have added $69,000 in revenue in one year. So is the $6,279 cash paid out for labor for 120 cleanings worth it to receive $69,000 in revenue, 1000% return on your “investment”—based upon this conservative calculation of 60% of Groupon buyers (120) actually use your service, 10% of these upgrade to Top to Bottom, 20% convert to regular bi-weekly clients, and 10% add one additional service. That’s $69,000 in first year revenue only, not adding in the revenue from these regular customers in year 2 and 3 (at your current client retention rate).

• Next is the intangible aspect of doing Groupon. That is, exposure to your marketplace from the initial offer, and the fact that your offer even after it is closed will pop up when users go to Groupon in your city and search for maid service—again promoting your company.

So the questions you have to ask yourself are:

a. Can you cash flow the $6,279 in labor costs, over however many months?

b. Do you believe you can convert these minimum percentage rates listed in this example above, or can you beat them? 10% upgrade to Top to Bottom; 20% convert to regulars; 10% take one additional service;

c. Once you have the 120 clients who used you in your database, how confident are you that you can advertise effectively to them in the future (perhaps you will get the contact info for all 200 from Groupon?),

d. Is there another marketing effort that you can do that would generate the same amount of revenue potential in just 24 hours?

e. Do I have the office staff well trained in terms of scripting and sales skills to leverage this opportunity?

f. How many of these new Clients can I book each week to control cash flow?

The other strategy to leverage on this would be to offer other home services to these clients through my One Phone Call Does It All process which would generate commissions for you based upon the services that were used by these clients.

To learn more about how Groupon works, go to www.grouponworks.com

Check out more great info from Steven Rowell at www.retiremenowsteven.com

Amy Boggs on Green Spring Cleaning

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Amy Boggs, owner of Sparkling Palaces, Portland’s Premier Green House Cleaning Company shares 10 Great Tips for Home.  Yet another professional ARCSI Member taking Home Cleaning to the Next Level!

Adopt a Christmas Tree–Christine McDannell

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Christine McDannell, serial entrepreneur with another GREAT IDEA!
Notice the genius of integrating her Green Cleaning Company with Adopt a Christmas Tree!

Japan’s First Maid Taxi Service Disabled by Costplayers

by Steve Levenstein

The Maid Taxi was a clever concept – until hordes of “Otaku” (fans of costume roleplay) descended upon the service, displacing those genuinely disabled the Maid Taxi’s were designed to serve.

For disabled people in Japan dependent upon caregivers, it must have seemed like a dream come true. Just imagine if you will, a small fleet of wheelchair-accessible minivans decked out in luxury appointments available to pick you up and take you wherever you want to go. Oh, did I mention, the vans were piloted by comely young ladies dressed as French maids?

You’d be forgiven for thinking the Maid Taxi was dreamed up by Hugh Hefner as a way to get around town in his old age – sort of a flightless Playboy jet – but no… it was actually conceived by a Japanese company called KEC Hire Hokuriku with very altruistic motives: assisting the disabled while adding a little extra joy to the experience. All well and good until word got out to a certain sector of Japanese society obsessed with All Things Maid: the Otaku!

From all corners of the country they came to the city of Kanazawa, wrapped in fake bandages covering nonexistent wounds or limping on borrowed crutches… sometimes both. Why the play-acting? Well, for the fun of it, of course, cosplay (costume play) being what it is. Also, KEC Hire Hokuriku specified that the Maid Taxi service was only available to disabled people, quoting Japan’s Road Traffic Law that forbade vehicles designated as being for the disabled from being used by the able-bodied. Even the steep 5700 yen (about $52) per hour fee didn’t dissuade determined Otaku from getting their maid fix.

Maybe it was wear & tear on the minivans; maybe it was wear & tear on the maids – or at least, their frilly outfits – but a mere three months after inaugurating the Maid Taxi service, KEC Hire Hokuriku threw in the towel. It remains to be seen whether another company will now do the obvious: start up another Maid Taxi service catering ONLY to Otaku. The way I figure it, they’d clean up! (via Japundit and Dark Diamond)

Steve Levenstein
Japanese Innovations Writer
InventorSpot.com

Maid Café Serves Up Japanese Weirdness in Cold Canada

by Steve Levenstein

Japan's Maid Cafe Lands In Toronto

Japan has exported cars and electronics to the West for decades, but it’s only recently that the nation’s dynamic culture, led by Pokemon and other Anime has also made the trip. Their success has led a few enterprising types to try transplanting some of the more offbeat aspects of Japanese culture into foreign soil. Can it work? Your on-the-scene reporter visited the I Maid Café in Toronto, Canada today to find out first hand!

Maid cafes have sprung up all over Japan since the first one opened in 1998, catering mainly to so-called “otaku” (fans of costume roleplay for example) who feel more comfortable dealing with a subservient maid then with other people in social settings. Imagine how surprised I was to discover that here in Toronto, Canada, just a few minutes away by car, is an actual maid café!

As for the food, it was quite tasty, accented by the glass of cool Mint Coffee my wife & I shared. The service, while decent, didn’t really differ from that of any other normal café. I’m not sure what we expected and it might be too much to ask that we be greeted with the “Welcome, Master and Mistress” emoted by staff at Japanese maid cafes. As well, neither foot rubs nor complementary ear cleaning were in the offing – maybe I’ve overly researched the topic of maid cafes!

Then again, what percentage of I Maid Café’s clientele really expects the full-on Japanese theme café experience? Considering the lack of local competition, I Maid Café does a good job of bringing a little Japanese weirdness to far-away Toronto. (images via I Maid Café)

Steve Levenstein
Japanese Innovations Writer
InventorSpot.com

Redefine Your Brand

Redefine Your Brand

Over the next year I want you to seriously consider the first word of this chapter title redefine.  Think about it, did you know, there are residential cleaning companies that focus purely on cleaning churches.  There are cleaning companies that do nothing but cleaning funeral homes out.  About the company, whose tagline is “serving the downtown eight lead.”  How about positioning yourself as home health experts would keep your home clean, sanitized and healthy.  Did you know that there is an SI seek his to describe businesses that refer to themselves as a state cleaning.  We don’t clean homes, we only clean estates.  Now coming from the five-star hotel background myself about this one.  Graceful, elegant, charming company providing turndown service and a minute he services for the affluent homeowner.  In other words, what are your brand, who are you who you trying to serve and wire you in business.

We’ll deal with Nick is in your unique selling proposition in the next chapter.  So for now, I want to focus on the bigger issue of the branding of your company.

Redefining your brand encompasses many factors.  First, wire you in this business?  There are almost as many answers to this question as there are registered owners of residential cleaning companies in America.(24, 164, at last count(.

I love cleaning!  I am in this business to build a great company.  I am in this business to build a great company and by other companies or to start other divisions or other companies.  I am in this business to build it and sell it.  I am in the business to build it and pass it on to my children.  I want to build it and start a franchise.  I want to build my business, and then license the systems I’ve created or create a consulting firm.

Earlier I mentioned briefly, the idea of commodity.  Commodity thinking again has a powerful place here when you think about branding your company.  The commodity minded owner will tend to have the following beliefs:

1.  Timebase labor and pricing.  Exchanging time for money.

2.  Using coupons for nominal amounts such as $10 off the first visit.

3.  Price consciousness versus value orientation.

4.  Doing the work yourself.  Struggling to get out of the employee mentality.

5.  Technician focused, that is, managing the minutia or the details of the day-to-day grad.

6.  Today focused.  Lacking the proactive skill of envisioning this week, next week, next month.

7.  Working harder, not smarter.

The more entrepreneurial, owner will have the following beliefs:

1.  Value based upon results of services, not just time served for my.

2.  Values attraction marketing for pre-qualifying potential new customers.

3.  Services and multiple offers focused.

4.  Values development of passive revenue for the company.

5.  Focused on growing the business.

6.  Tomorrow focused, being proactive rather than reactive.

It is an example of the value minded business owner in residential cleaning.

The value oriented business owner asks they are prospective customers.  The following questions:

if we were able to give you back six hours per week, what would that mean to you?

If your child’s toys for sanitized every week, will that do for you?

When we win your trust over time and you believe are cleaning crew, what would that mean to you?

What are your top three reasons for contracting a cleaning service today?

Revisit your business plan, as it relates to your brand.

Is my goal for being in business still clear?

Am I laser focused on how to make money?

Am I crystal-clear on my target customers?

Am I maximizing profit potential from every customer based upon my brand?

Am I leveraging every current customer for referrals for new business?

Am I exhausted, risking burnout, working harder rather than smarter?